by Frank Anthony
1 head cabbage
1 pound shredded carrots
5 oz cheddar cheese
Tofu (as much as ya want!)
Silkworms (I find the Thai variety to be best.
While Chinese are likely the most authentic, i find their exoskeletons to be mildly unappetizing.)
Stingy juice (best cooked in authentic 1940's German ovens.)
5 angry black women
You may find the juice to become rather ashy, but this is simply a product of prejudice. A red dress provides a nice contrast to this already rather colorless smoothie.